The day was Tuesday, of all days it had to be Tuesday. I was watching television and all of a sudden I was on the television. For some reason I don’t know why but I was on T.V. Was there a secret camera crew or something because there was no way this was going to happen. Then I thought this was a dream so I picked up a fork and stabbed myself. It hurt like crazy, but now I know it’s not a dream at least. I turned the channel over and there I was again it’s like they’re spying on me.